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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Top Chef Reunion

Good thing the DVR remembered to record this. I was so unenthused with Kevin winning that the whole season was erased from my mind, but this brought it all back. Have to say, Kevin didn't seem that bad during the reunion episode. Probably because he wasn't allowed to speak! Seriously, he had a quick bit wherein he 'remembered' all of the past Top Chef winners, including duds Elian and Hosea, and that was pretty much it. We were also treated to one shot of Kev losing his cool and behaving like a loudmouthed jerk yelling at someone (there must have been at least twenty from which to choose), which was his primary skill through the show and the reason I suspect he was virtually cut out of participating in the reunion verbally at all.

Bald guy (Alex: thank-you Internet) apparently did not steal the pea puree! Amanda said he made it right next to her. Bald guy is very good at making guilty faces and pretty funny; he'd be a great character actor. It wasn't revealed if Amanda had recently been released from prison after serving alcohol to minors like she did in the Cook for Elementary Schoolkids Challenge, but she was so bloated and puffy-faced she very well could have been eating cheap baloney and white bread sandwiches all this time. (Don't ask how I know what they serve in prison). Amanda also completely blew her chance to own the ridiculous serving food cooked with alcohol to minors incident, saying only that the sherry was cheap. Hello clueless dumb dumb girl.

Angelo still makes me laugh, I wish he would have won but he and Tiffany are going to compete in Top Chef Masters, so that is just as good or better. If you watched the finale you may recall the other two finalists were Ed and Kevin, or as I like to think of them, The Douchebag Twins. Ed was shut out of Top Chef masters which: Ha-ha! He looked bummed about it but he egged Angelo on in the worst way when Angelo was trying to compete while still ill that Ed wiped out any good feelings I had for him previously. After Tiffany was eliminated Ed was just mean all the time. To fill up the rest of the show Bravo made little 'funny' clips, pimped the Dessert Show, the cross-eyed host guy asked some questions and that was about it.

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